Hey there Glitch God thanks for writing. So you are faced with the quandary of either not getting her phone number or getting her phone number and having everyone know. Tough situation. However, this can be a great situation for you to demonstrate how cool and chill you are. It’s the most direct way and … Continue reading Hello! I am a dude and have a kinda specific question. I like this girl, but unfortunately I forgot to get her phone number at the end of the school year. The only person I know who has her phone number is my friend across the street, but I know that he will tell everyone that I know that I like her, even if I am just asking for her phone number. What do I do? – Glitch God →

Dear Wendy, Well first off, I am glad to hear that you guys are getting along. And then you hear something confusing and odd like, “You will kick me to the curb.” In its simplest form, he thinks he got lucky getting you. He is worried that one day, you are going to realize you … Continue reading I am dating a 60 yr old bachelor, we get along fantastic… but he always says, quote “You will kick me to the curb.” I asked why he says that and his answer was he is a realist. So what is he really saying? -Wendy →